prettyportygee @ 2006-05-20T21:01:00

2038-01-19T03:14:07Z

This week Sierra and I have been plotting together on how we plan to torment poor little pervert postman. God he is Strange......both Sierra and I are convinced that he is bipolar. He started acting all psycho yesterday and almost didn't make his weekly payment. After he finally paid we both tried to get his home phone number but I guess he was scared because he really didn't want to give it up. I finally managed sweet talk him out of his cell phone number instead but the whole time he was whining and begging me not to give it to Sierra..ha ha ha ha ha ha! After he found out that I gave it to Sierra he sent me a nasty email telling me how untrustworthy I am!!!! (he he...I guess it was a little sneaky)

After I gave the number to Sierra she had people harassing him all night. From what I hear he was very grateful and actually messaged her to thank her for ruining his life. I better also be getting an apology for that very rude email message he sent me. I don't know why he was so mad, he got what he secretly wanted.

I hear Fat Mac wants to start shopping for me too! Woo Hoo for me! I'll be searching for some new outfits and shoes especially for him to buy (I heard from a little birdie that you have been DYING to buy some of my shoes for a while now) Can you blame him?

I also got a strange email from Baboon...he is mad at me too! I can't imagine why.........Well........maybe because I revealed yet another secret to Sierra about him. I have this strange ability to get lovely bits of information that they would never give to her. I of course then call her and we laugh and laugh all night long about it.

So who else wants to send me money and tell me all their secrets? I'm the nice one, remember? You can trust me.

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prettyportygee @ 2006-05-20T21:01:00