I woke up this morning and turned on my computer and Brad the Fag was anxiously waiting to chat with me. I wonder how long he was sitting online waiting for me to show up..ha ha.

He is so boring and annoying that I decided he would have to pay a boring tax and a fee each time he chats with me. He happily agreed to this arrangment and is also sending me occassional gift to my PO Box. His last gift wasn't that great. I don't even like dark chocolate and he sent me a shit load of it. He should have found out what kind of chocolate I liked rather than sending me the crap he enjoys eating. Now he knows so I better be getting lots of yummy See's Chocolates soon.

By the end of our conversation he ended up paying a total of $100.00. It was hilarious. He is such a loser he begged me to wish him a happy birthday and paid me to do it...ha ha ha ha . What kind of loser pays somebody to type "Happy Birthday"???

Not too much else has been going on. I added a few other items to my wish list that I would like. Where the hell is Baboon? He hasn't shopped for me in awhile.

Well, I'm going to watch the Oscars and make some popcorn.

See Ya.