This week I have officially named my first slave. From this point on he will be known to all as "Loco En La Cabeza"....because he is MUY LOCO! I found the latin name amusing and have decided that he will have to come to all of his therapy appointments dressed as a Flamenco Dancer brandishing his maracas proudly and with a little black mustache drawn on his face! (We are in the process of finding the appropriate attire on Ebay)

He came to Sierra begging for a psychological evaluation and treatment plan courtesy of me :-) I have been pretty busy but I did manage to arrange a session for him ONLY after he prepaid the $100.00 fee. (please keep in mind that this is not a set fee...you could be charged more depending on the severity of your illness)

Our session went remarkably well. First we discussed his main problem and I have to tell you it was quite revolting. He has a disturbing fixation with his own and other's bodily fluids (pee eeww!). He quickly and in as few descriptive details as possible decribed his obsession for eating, drinking, playing with, saving in jars and painting murals with his own caca. After hearing this I decided that emergency hypnosis was definitely in order!

I have this amazing power of suggestion and Loco En La Cabeza went into a deep trance rather quickly! While he was under my spell I dug deep into the abyss of his pea sized brain for what might be the root of his problem and an ultimate cure........BUT I changed my mind and decided to get his girlfriend's name and phone number instead. I also manged to get his first and last name as well as his cell and home phone number. When I roused him from his trance by buzzing him three times through IM he awoke suddenly with no memory of what had just happened or the events before including the fact that he had already paid for his treatment.....he he he. Loco ended up paying for one session TWICE that evening!

Next week I'm planning an even more aggressive endeavor! We are going to attempt the ultimate treatment........EXORCISM! We need to extract those evil demons out of him along with his boss's name and email addresses and other colleagues contact information. Perhaps I'll even find a bank account number somewhere that needs "cleansing"! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Don't worry boys, you will all have your chance for the cure after you made you initial donation. I have already been in the process of developing effective therapy plans for most of you. Fagarina will end up discussing his deep seeded family issues. I'm sure I'll have the email address of his mystery brother before too long. Baboon has already contacted me and I'm very concerned that he has created a strange make-believe baby...perhaps we will simulate some sort of child birthing exercise for him. Finally, Turdmuncher....I know you have been reading this and see alarmingly strong similarities with Loco En La Cabeza. Don't worry, you too can be saved FOR A FEE!

P.S.
I also raked in big time this week. I received some hair products, a bathing suit, and some shoes from Fat Mac! The shoes are fabulous!!
I also got a number of clothing items from my latest conquest who I call "Closet Shopper". He bought me a bunch of tops, a business suit, a couple pairs of slacks, and workout clothes.
Pervert Postman also paid his weekly fee of $100.00 and will be making his next payment on Friday.
It's been a great week for me!

I have had the opportunity to read through all of your journal entries and even chat with a few of you and have come to the conclusion that all of you are need of medical and psychological intervention and in general are plain icky!

I have decided to offer my services as a personal coach and counselor. I feel that this would be such a benefit to those of you who suffer from a variety of strange psychological disorders (FYI..that would be ALL of you). Especially those who either:

A: Believe that they are a monkey and have two imaginary brothers. I would suggest a very robust program for this individual (you know who you are)


B: Claim to be part of a very strict religious background but take all opportunities to be first in line to burn in hell (FYI….we don’t need to see the penis again. Gross)


C: Those of you with strange interests in inanimate objects….pantyhose, Vaseline, women’s clothing. (Where did your mother’s go wrong???)


D: Suffer from a strange neurosis causing personality changes that are out of control. One minute asking for us to ruin you and the next angry that we had harmless fun doing it.….hmmm I guess that goes for all of you as well.

E: Give damning information to an enchanting Goddess well knowing that She will be reporting all her findings to the most dangerous woman on the planet who will use it to exploit you for her and her beautiful sisters' benefit and amusement.

If you decide to take advantage of this new and exciting opportunity you must trust me completely and offer up any information I ask for even if it seems totally unrelated to your case. For instance we may need to know personal tidbits about you and your family. I may also need to know things about your financial situation. If you have secret bank accounts, stocks, bonds, college funds tucked away for your children etc. Remember…all of this would be vital for you to have a quick and speedy recovery so you must not question me at any time or my methods.

Please contact Sierra for an appointment to see Mariah MD. My fees will be on an adjustable scale depending how much “treatment” you might need…..I’m guessing lots and lots for most of you.

And most important of all remember you can trust me and can tell me anything you want! I wouldn’t want to break the bonds of the patient/doctor relationship would I? heehee

This week Sierra and I have been plotting together on how we plan to torment poor little pervert postman. God he is Strange......both Sierra and I are convinced that he is bipolar. He started acting all psycho yesterday and almost didn't make his weekly payment. After he finally paid we both tried to get his home phone number but I guess he was scared because he really didn't want to give it up. I finally managed sweet talk him out of his cell phone number instead but the whole time he was whining and begging me not to give it to Sierra..ha ha ha ha ha ha! After he found out that I gave it to Sierra he sent me a nasty email telling me how untrustworthy I am!!!! (he he...I guess it was a little sneaky)

After I gave the number to Sierra she had people harassing him all night. From what I hear he was very grateful and actually messaged her to thank her for ruining his life. I better also be getting an apology for that very rude email message he sent me. I don't know why he was so mad, he got what he secretly wanted.

I hear Fat Mac wants to start shopping for me too! Woo Hoo for me! I'll be searching for some new outfits and shoes especially for him to buy (I heard from a little birdie that you have been DYING to buy some of my shoes for a while now) Can you blame him?

I also got a strange email from Baboon...he is mad at me too! I can't imagine why.........Well........maybe because I revealed yet another secret to Sierra about him. I have this strange ability to get lovely bits of information that they would never give to her. I of course then call her and we laugh and laugh all night long about it.

So who else wants to send me money and tell me all their secrets? I'm the nice one, remember? You can trust me.

Ok I know I said I have been busy and probably wouldn't be posting another journal entry for awhile but I am pretty pissed off.

I have a new slave and I think he is a big fat liar. He told me that he has never really been to a domina site before and he has never paid any other woman....bla bla bla, lie lie lie. He also told Sierra he exclusively wanted to serve me.

Today he totally pissed me off. He started making remarks almost like he was trying to make me angry at my own sister......telling me how beautiful her pictures are and how he can't resist wanting to serve her....almost trying to make me feel bad about myself (which by the way is impossible).
Well guess what Pervert Postman you can't make me mad at my own sister. All you are doing is making things more difficult for yourself. Now that you have tried to manipulate us (who are the masters of manipulation) you will be punished. We talk to each other all the time and we know what you are doing! Now you are indeed in DOUBLE TROUBLE!! Now you get to make a weekly payment to both me and to Sierra. Hope you enjoy being broke as Hell for the rest of your life!

Oh Princess might have agreed not to post your picture. But I didn't. heehee

I know it has been awhile since my last journal entry but I have been out of town and too busy with work to get anything written.
My trip to Vegas was alot of fun but I think I'll stay somewhere nicer next time probably the Venetian...it was my favorite hotel in Vegas. I got back from vacation and was so slammed at work that I haven't had time to get online that much. I'm also going to be traveling quite a bit this month and next so I'm not sure when my next journal entry will be posted. I guess if I get a bunch of new gifts or cash I'll be tempted to write another.

Well I have a new slave...we haven't named him yet but he has sent me a total of $300.00 so far and promises to send at least $100.00 per week. I hope he isn't lying because I'll be so mad. He is a bit strange but then again every one of the guys that enjoy talking to are. Either they enjoy pretending to be a monkey, ask me to be their "pretend valentine", or tell me over and over how much they want to "take care of me".
I guess it's better than attracting some sort of sicko guy like CumFag...he totally grosses me out. I cannot stand to see his journal entries. I want to barf every time I see one.

I have read some of the other recent journal entries and I think it is soooo funny what Sierra is doing to the poor Jewish guy although his naked pic made we want to puke! Ick Ick ick

Well I'm going to try and update my wishlist so that everyone can start shopping again and take a few more pictures. I expect to see lots of $$$$ in my pay account.

Today I closed on my house! I'm pretty excited about it and glad that it is over with but now I have spent my surplus funds on new house stuff and won't have as much extra $$ for upcoming Vegas trip...boo hoo. Oh what am I boo hoo-ing about? I took new pictures and that means you freaks will send lots of $$! VIVA LAS VEGAS!!

I have received a few gifts recently. I got some cash in my po box from Brad the Fag. I think he really does literally empty whatever he has in his wallet into an envelope and pop it into the mail. I get the strangest increments of cash...some 20's some 10's and even 1 dollar bills in the mix. What a freak!

I also received a gift from Fagarina for the first time which was nice but can I just say that I am so tired of the sob stories I get to hear. Why am the only one that gets to hear all the stories about how you all really are "normal" and how you wish you could change your lives. Boo Hoo Hoo..your a bunch of freaks and you know it!

Hey. What's that I hear? "Cha-Ching!" Oh it's the sound of your money falling into my hands because you can't resist my beautiful new photo!

It has been a great couple of weeks. I have received so many packages and more continue to show up every day. I finally got everything unpacked and put together but it was a pain in the ass. So many freaking instruction manuals to read!

Besides the gift opening extravaganza not too much else has been going on. I have been working a lot and getting things ready to close on my house this month. I actually spent a lot of my suplus cash on closing costs so I'll be wanting some extra cash for my trip to Vegas. You can send by paypal, textpay, virtual card or just mail cash to my po box!

The other night Froggy bought cute little T-shirts for me and my sisters. They all say stuff like Portuguese Girl or Smile I'm Portuguese. They are soooo cute. While he was shopping Veronica had Slutty Suzy on webcam and he was pretty disgusting. Afer a while the poor fat slob was so tired he was actually falling asleep on the cam whilst wearing his lingerie and bright fuscia lip stick...GROSS!

I actually feel kinda left out....both of my sisters got $500.00 from him and I didn't get any cash...boo hoo :-(

Also...where is my little monkey friend???? I see your ridiculous journal entries. Come out of hiding and start shopping for me. That goes for Brad the Fag too. It's time to empty that coin jar again and scrounge up the rest of your cash and send it my way.

Princess Sierra suggested that Veronica and I pile all of our gifts on a bed and take a picture. It took forever to get all of that stuff together. We took the pics and spent the afternoon taking everything out of the boxes and putting it away. I have about a million things to put together, software to download, and instruction manuals to read.......and there is even more on the way! I still can't get over it!

I also got a few gifts this evening from another one of you crazy freaks. I think the name Sierra gave him is "loves to suck black cocks". I don't really want to think how he got that name. He purchased me a couple of bras, some t-shirts, solar outdoor lighting and DVDs. He also got me a very nice surround sound system. It will go great with my new flat screen TV. Woo Hoo!!!

I'll continue to add more to my list but keep in mind I LOVE getting cash. I'm getting ready to close on a house and would love some extra $$$ for closing.

Our latest shopper is totally legitimate. I can't believe how much stuff he has bought us! Every time I log into the computer and check my wish list there is more and more stuff moved over to my fulfilled items! I have already received tons and tons and tons of stuff. Last night we were online all night adding items. I got really tired so I went to bed but I could hear Veronica in the living room laughing outloud to herself with total glee as she viewed her fulfilled items. I even heard her say "Oh my God!!" under her breath a number of times!
This past week has been amazing. I will never have to shop again! Woo Hoo! Me and my sister will be sending you that "we don't care package" we promised. ha ha You off-the-wall freaks are totally funny!
Here is a list of all the stuff my new best friend has purchased for me:

Shoes - 3 pairs
bistro set
swiffer
kitchen towels
lawn mower
hedger
board game
cabinet
storage
laundry sorter
knife set
books
DVD Recorder/VCR
electric toothbrush
bookshelves
TV
earrings
kitchen tool set
lamp
tupperware
dinnerware
jewelry
trash can
3 lamps
bedding - 2 sets
leap pad games
x box games
pepper grinder
jewelry armoire
martini glasses
DVDs
TV Stand
Computer Chair
Towels
Microwave
blender
mixer
pots/pans
DVD Player
Rug
Canister set
food saver
spice rack
hanging organizer
faux mink kitty bed
leaf wall sconce
wall hook
shoe rack
decorative boxes
luggage
crocodile lap top bag

I am SOOOOOOO pissed! Last night I logged in and took a quick peek at my wish list. To my amazement someone had purchased TONS AND TONS of stuff. I was so flipped out that I called Sierra and asked her what was going on. We were laughing our asses off as we looked through my list and Veronica's. At one point I had a new TV, DVD recorder/VCR, Ipod, Electric Toothbrush, Bookshelves, etc. I could go on all night. I was one happy girl!

Anyways, this morning I went to work and when I logged in again all that shit was back on my UNpurchased list. What a fucking prick! He was online talking to Sierra telling her all this stuff he bought and how he was legit. He even asked us to please add more items! The only things I managed to get out of him was a new lawnmower and hedge trimmer, some books, CD's, and DVD's. I think the only reason I even got these was because the idiot forgot to cancel this last order.

Nothing makes me more angry than some stupid fuck that is lying to me. If you say your going to do something....DO IT! Don't lie just to try and get talk time out of me or anything else. Actually this behavior ruins things for EVERYONE! I'm going to have a very hard time believing anything that comes out of your loser mouths. Some of my favorite items had been purchased off my list and now they are all gone...I'm going to pout about this for a very long time.

Sierra and I are planning our attack for vengeance. He won't get away with this. I think we'll have to make some phone calls to his little girlfriend/wifey that answered the phone this afternoon when we called to see where he was. I'm sure she would be thrilled when we reveal a few tasty bits of info about him...ha ha ha ha ha

I woke up this morning and turned on my computer and Brad the Fag was anxiously waiting to chat with me. I wonder how long he was sitting online waiting for me to show up..ha ha.

He is so boring and annoying that I decided he would have to pay a boring tax and a fee each time he chats with me. He happily agreed to this arrangment and is also sending me occassional gift to my PO Box. His last gift wasn't that great. I don't even like dark chocolate and he sent me a shit load of it. He should have found out what kind of chocolate I liked rather than sending me the crap he enjoys eating. Now he knows so I better be getting lots of yummy See's Chocolates soon.

By the end of our conversation he ended up paying a total of $100.00. It was hilarious. He is such a loser he begged me to wish him a happy birthday and paid me to do it...ha ha ha ha . What kind of loser pays somebody to type "Happy Birthday"???

Not too much else has been going on. I added a few other items to my wish list that I would like. Where the hell is Baboon? He hasn't shopped for me in awhile.

Well, I'm going to watch the Oscars and make some popcorn.

See Ya.

Today has been terrible. I am soooo sick. I went out last night for Fat Tuesday and when I woke up this morning my throat was killing me and I lost my voice. All that damn cigarette smoke really did a number on me. I hope I feel better by tomorrow so that I can get to work.

Other than the illness I have had a pretty good past couple of weeks. I got my Bakers Rack all put together and it looks very nice in my kitchen. It will look even better once I get the kitchen painted this weekend. I can't wait to see how it all looks when I'm done!

I also got some cash and boxes of chocolate from Brad the Fag. The chocolate was good but I am not a huge fan of dark chocolate. FYI....Next time someone send me chocolate make sure it is mostly milk chocolate and actually my favorite kind is See's Candies or Godiva chocolates.

I also received my new drill and was really pleased once I opened the package. It is cordless and just the right size for me. I can use it for all my new furniture and projects around the house. My shopping buddy J. also sent me a $100 amazon gift certificate which I used to get a new light fixture. I also noticed a number of new items were just purchased off my wish list. I can't wait to get all my packages in the mail! I heard through the grapevine that "my bitch" is back and got me a few things. How nice! But do I think it's ENOUGH? Hmm..not really. You've been absent from my wish list for far too long, Mariah's Bitch! Get back to work!

ByeBye

All of my furniture has been put together and it looks fantastic. I am extremely pleased with the the color and the style. I'm looking forward to the arrival of my new bakers rack. I'm quite happy with my latest shopping buddy! I added a few more items just for him to purchase.

Ugggghhhhh the latest pics of poor little Fagerina made me totally sick. I can't believe Veronica got him to do that! I asked her if she felt in the least bit bad and she just laughed and said no and then made some remark about how he didn't even make any money! Ggggrroooooossss.

Oh well, I'm going over to visit some friends. Later.

****SQUEEEEEEEEAL!**** Oh this is really becoming a lot of fun! My shopping buddy j. just sent me another $250 amazon gift certificates to use to buy my new baker's rack for my kitchen! He called me Mariah The Enchantress. heehee I like it. I am rather enchanting, aren't I? What shall I call you now, my new shopping boy? PayPuppy? Big Spender or CyberWallet? Do you have a preference? Let me know. Since he has been spending his money like a good loser, I had Princess give him my yahoo name in order for him to message me. I hear that he also might be sending a gift to my po box. I am anxiously awaiting it's arrival....hope it's something good. Are you jealous, Bradley? I bet you are and you have good reason to be. I guess you'll have to work overtime to impress me, so you can get it too, huh? I heard you were pleading for my email address. It seems you are quite a natural at begging. Have you found those pink shoes I wanted yet? Now if you do earn the privilege of messaging me remember, I'm also not interested in hearing anything tacky or of a sexual nature. I don't want talk about your kinky nasty fetishes. I'm not into that so don't expect it from me...I demand total respect and admiration only!

I also woke up this morning and looked at my wishlist and noticed that my two end tables were purchased! I really wanted these for my house so I'm very excited that they will be here soon. I have already received the desk and hutch.....I just haven't put them together yet. I'll probably make one of my many male admirers come over and do it for me for fear of breaking a nail or having to do manual labor. I don't know who purchased the second end table, but good for him.

I also activated my new wireless headset for my cell phone that Baboon purchased for me. It is so cool. I totally cleaned my entire house, did laundry, and exercised while talking on the phone with one of my friends. I love that it is wireless so I don't have to heft around the phone and I can use both hands. It also has voice activation which is extremely handy.

Cumslut sent me a $25 amazon gift certificate for Valentine's day too.

It's off to the gym for me! Remember, there are plenty of things on my wish list for all to purchase. You can also pay pal or send gifts to my po box.

ciao!

Last night Sierra called me and told me that someone sent me a $250 gift certificate from Amazon! It didn't come from anyone who has sent me stuff before, seems to be a secret admirer. I quickly got online and purchased a new desk and matching hutch for my living room. *Coyly waving at my new secret admirer* I'm adding more stuff just for you.

I also got a couple pairs of shoes and a $100.00 gift certificate from Baboon...uuugggh messaging him is ridiculous. He talks like a complete moron. Veronica and I also spent some time this week watching Fagerina dancing and shaking his ass on the web cam while wearing a pink wig and diaper. Veronica was laughing her ass off and making him take photos with signs that said something about her being his pimp. Not really to my liking but somewhat entertaining. I have made some updates to my wish list and of course money can be sent via the internet or po box. Email Princess Sierra for details!

This has been a great week! I found out that I received a much deserved promotion at work with a salary increase and even more comission $$$$. This of course does not mean that I still don't expect gifts and cash contributions from all of my many admirers.

After I found out about the promotion at work a friend and I went out to dinner and then Veronica and I went to a club for drinks. We had a pretty good time making fun of all the losers who purchased our drinks all evening who we promptly left hanging at the club at closing time.

I also received a couple of envelopes in my po box stuffed with cash from Brad the Fag. I absolutely love getting cash! I came home and told Veronica this loser emptied out his coin jars just to send me extra money. We laughed and laughed at his pitiful little notes that he included. When should I be expecting your next envelope, loser? :) That same day I got a package in the mail from an anonymous shopper. I received an Elvis Crespo CD and some silver jewelry. I wore the bracelet and earrings out the next day.

I also got poor little Baboon to do some shopping for me. He purchased the phone charger, wireless headset and sent cash online for my phone. I picked the phone up today and it is really nice...exactly what I wanted. He also sent money for some makeup I wanted. He was quite pitiful asking if I could be his pretend valentine. I guess he can pretend all he wants even though he wouldn't have a chance in hell with someone like me....as long as the cash and gifts keep rolling in!

FYI...I have updated my wish list.

I went to work this morning and was very happy to see that I finally received the contracts I was waiting for. I decided to dress down for work since it was Friday so I wore a pair of jeans with boots and a simple button down. I also wore my new watch that one of you little piggies purchased for me....of course I looked fantastic.

I ran some errands at lunch and left the office pretty early. When I got home I was bored so I decided to look at some of your journal entries and I must say that as usual, I was pretty surprised at how "icky" some of them were and how creepy you all looked. I am not really interested in what you all have to say, your strange obsessions, or kinky fetishes. I like my normal life and enjoy my job. I make pretty good money but am too conservative in my spending to really spoil myself so despite the fact that I find you all pretty repulsive I will graciously accept all gifts and cash contributions that are offered up.

I would also like to note that it has been pretty annoying watching Veronica open all of her boxes in front of me. Someone really needs to get me a few things right away!

It was a pretty uneventful day. I woke up this morning at 5:30 am and ran to the gym for a quick work out before leaving for the office. I was hoping to have some contracts in from a client but of course they haven't arrived
and I'll have to make yet another call to their offices. I didn't wear anything special just black dress slacks, pointy toed boots and a black and white three quarter length sleeved top. I did put on some sassy black and white dangle earrings that matched. I of course was the envy of every woman in the office again today.

My friend and I went to luch today at Panera bread and then off to the mall for a quick shopping trip. I didn't really find anything I liked although there are plenty of items on my wish list that need to be purchased!

I got home today around 5:30 and was happy to see I had a package waiting for me. I just received my new pink and grey Addidas sneakers. They are really cute and I have just the outfit to go with them. I also just received a gift certificate for another six months of Netflix from my "bitch". It was about time someone bought that. I was really getting tired of paying for it myself!

FYI...I'm going to Vegas in April with a bunch of my friends and I'll need some new shoes, money, and other items for the trip. I'll be updating my wishlist so be sure to check it out and open those wallets!